![]() 04/07/2014 at 23:21 • Filed to: THE FLIZ | ![]() | ![]() |
It's…..glorious. Like if the e30 and miata had a brown diesel wagon, this wouldd be the one thing that could stand it up at an oppo meet up.
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I am...wait....hmmmm.....what......ok you win.
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This makes me moist.
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I like that it has brakes.
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You can also get one of these
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I can no longer feel my balls
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Do you realize that with some minor adjustments this contraption could let you fly around like Superman? Add an electric motor so you never have to put your feet down and just fly around the streets of your city at about four feet above the ground.
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Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his mouth on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool...
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I like that in event of a collision, I can finally get rid of those pesky collar bones that keep weighing me down.
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1) Get a bunch of these weird things
2) Paint them black or whatever (so they are less visible)
3) Buy superhero capes
4) Find a huge hill
5) DOWNHILL RACE WITH SUPERHERO CAPES BECAUSE I'M IMMATURE!!!!!
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YOU CAN ADD TRAINING WHEELS!!!! Then your feet will NEVER touch the ground and you can look REALLY COOL!!!!!
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Strapping yourself into a wheeled contraption that offers no protection and is hard to get out of quickly. What can possibly go wrong?
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I like the dramatic ball be ridding music
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Yeah this guy is not smiling, he's actually grimacing because he will forever be childless due to that harness.
Oh, and I suddenly have the irresistable urge to knock him on his side. It would be like a turtle on its back.
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